How I wish to have one of those fake jobs. Like everyday I would be, "Hey guys, appreciate if you could give your attention to this non-existent problem that we don't have. I was thinking, since this is not a problem at all, we should discuss this for no particular reason at all because I don't have anything better to do. Wait, what are you doing there, new girl? What's that, you want to fix a minor issue that could be fixed in a minute? Not before I turn it into 3-month-long rounds of meetings, you won't! Now, sit down in your chair pretend to work like everybody else until I forget what the issue even is and I can blame you for it."

I don't know why, but some people seem to be allergic to efficiency. Lord help me.